Sunday, August 15, 2010

MACHINE MADNESS !

Kisah bermula di kediaman rumah lorong sri damak 15,
dimana keluarga encik wahid tinggal..
sebelum kedatangan ramadhan..mak-abah pegi membeli oven-cooker yang baru..
sebab yang lama suda rosak..
x kesa lah..tapi nampaknya kedatangan oven tu disertai bersama MICROWAVE !!

yeah... MICROWAVE~
remember the name..


MICROWAVE MACHINE
kalau korang peminat filem sci-fiction..pasti korang tahu tentang cerita terminator and transformer.. ?
yeah..MM(microwave machine)
sejak dia ada kat rumah ni..penggunaan dia telah melebihi yang sepatutnya..
mak says : 'PANASKAN LAUK!!'
teeya says : 'BUAT SPAGHETTI DALAM TU LAH!'
syada-azhad says: 'PIZZA SEDAP MAKAN PANAS2! PANASKAN!'
abah says : 'ROTI JOHN TU DAH SEJUK..PANASKAN!'

the MAIN function is for panaskan..in a short period of time..x dinafikan memang menjimatkan masa..TAPI !
like puan Tan(physics teacher) said 'EVER HEARD OF MICROWAVE? IT DIDNT GOOD FOR OUR HEALTH ACTUALLY..BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY MAKES THE PARTICLE IN THE FOOD VIBRATES(GIVES MORE HEAT ENERGY)..THUS,THE FOOD WILL BECOME 'COOK!' ..IT EXPLAINS WHY ONLY THE DISH IN THE MICROWAVE ARE HOT BUT NOT THE MICROWAVE.. '

it was amazing that i could remember all the words given..
hahah,the point is...the MM is not good for ours..the HUMAN RACE
kalau guna sekali sekala tak mengapa lah..tapi kalau dah guna selalu..
boleh menjejaskan kesihatan lah..tadi waktu berbuka aku ada cakap sumthing pada family..it's a bit harsh but ..deal with it..
'PANASKAN LAUK SELALU DALAM MICROWAVE X ELOK LAH..MACAM KORANG MAKAN SAMPAH JE..DAH AR TADE NUTRIENT & SEGALA ZAT DALAM TU HILANG..MAKAN SAMPAH JE LA JAWABNYA..'
then,teya bersuara...'JAGA SKET AYAT KO..'
ouhh..oke..
then,aku pun blah..tape..tanggungjawab lepas !!
(fuhh~ rasa macam JOHN CONNOR! )

Disini aku ingin sertakan sekali 'wajah' penakluk minda umat manusia kita sekarang.. :))


BEWARE !


sekian, 

1 comment:

  1. dear John COnnor...

    lagi satu yg Pn. Tan kate...
    penggunaan microwave yg kerap boleh menyebabkan lemah ingatan, ssh fokus, jadi kurang bijak dsb...

    1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].
    *dipetik dari Yahoo Answer

    btw, gudluck in fighting those evil machines...;)

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